24 Hours in A&E is one of my favourite TV programmes.
Only, not so much now.
Having been on the other side, it doesn’t seem like such great TV.
It just brings back bad memories.
The panicked car journey to the hospital, with the motorway junction shut and the car out of petrol.
The urgency with which I was seen.
My husband having to leave to go home to be with the children.
My amazing friend taking over where he left off.
And then a blank, with just a few fractured recollections.
Lying on the toilet floor and wondering if I would be able to get up, or if I’d have to pull the emergency cord.
Vomiting into a cardboard bowl.
Being moved into a wheelchair for the transfer from AAU to ward, and passing out, and having to be pushed up there on a trolley, staring at ceilings and with no idea where I was.
The elderly woman on the ward sobbing about the noise, the noise, every time I unhooked my drip from the mains to go to the loo. It bleeped, loudly, regularly, until I plugged it back in. And thanks to all the fluids being pumped into me, I needed the loo a lot that night.
Being served an egg salad for dinner, and pushing it away, full as I was of paracetamol and cyclizine, and being told that if I didn’t eat, I’d end up with a tube down my nose.
Waiting, waiting for blood results. Feeling entirely ambivalent as to the results.
The auxiliary nurse asking what happened to me. ‘It looks like you’ve been attacked by a cat.’
The overt hostility of the ward sister. Obviously.
Eight weeks on, and feeling – not fine, but better – I cannot believe that was me. I can’t now imagine putting a razor blade against my skin, or taking an overdose.
How did it get that bad?